Why Vampires Suck?

Why vampires suck?

Fact No. 1: It is because they looks so pale that they won't be needing any whittening cream or any sunblock yet they still looking like a ghost.

Fact No 2:They are cold blooded,when someone touches them,they were shock and run away.

Fact No 3:Vampires are afraid of the a vegetable!Omg,it is just a vegetable...what are they scare of??Maybe they are scare the garlic will eat them up?!

Fact No 4:They eat the same food everytime...Vampire A:Hey what are you eating..VAMPIRE B answer Duh!Blood!It is like same drink everytime..they don't consume any meat rather then blood..they just drink blood everytime..I tasted the same food everytime also get bored...why don't they get bored yet?!

Fact No 5:Thier body sparkle....Why on earth do they even sparkle on the first place??To show off thier cold blooded body?or maybe a competition on who has the sparklelest body??hahaha

                                       

Fact No 6:They have a coffin to sleep on but what if they grow taller or fatter..how they could fit in taht coffin again?how they could sleep in such a hard case like that?Isn't then you will had sleep insomia?

                                                    

                                    

Fact No 7:When they change into bats,they looks so hideous with thier pig nose,long ears...

                                                     

Fact No 8:Besides they looks more gothic which have always the same color of clothing either red,black...B-O-R-I-N-G!!

Hmm....that about it...that's why I hate vampires!There is also even a picture to proof vampire suck!:)